There’s always lots on the menu here at The Wide Awake Cafe. Here’s what’s on the grill today:
Lose a War Soup: A satisfying, filling, tasty, treat.
Cut and Run Soup: a large bowl filled with lots of factual, satisfying lumps of truth.
For those who have a taste for something really spicy try this.
Have some beer with this dish.
An odd tasting Yogurt which I myself would never eat but am compelled to serve.
Boehner Ragout Stew: Putting his foot down. With a side of crostini.
Served with a merlot.
Never mind the cat on the table. If you choose to sup at The Wide Awake Cafe the sight of cats on the table will not result in any extra charge.
Eggs on faces of the lame stream media. (over easy, scrambled, or coddled)
Some of you may prefer fries but Michelle says you should eat your vegetables.
We serve pizza here but today it is really snarky pizza. Be warned.
Being always wakeful I offer the strongest coffee with cream.
This establishment serves good strong tea with lemon, milk, and hot toasted muffins.
Obama’s Government Chops: So good, you’ll want a shovel instead of a spoon.
For the unschooled palates: Try some jello with jelly beans.
More food for the kiddies. Macaroni and cheese to the Max.
We have lots of desserts on the menu: (if you don’t choose to desert the table)
First, the pies:
Pecan Pie, the kind made by your Southern grandmother, who shelled the pecans while sitting on the porch swing, telling you the story of the Tree of Life.
Lemon Meringue Pie, created lovingly with just the right amount of lemon and sugar, and topped with the best, lightest and highest meringue ever produced, almost high enough to reach Alaska, or, even - Russia.
Have a really big piece of Kentucky Derby Pie. A really big piece before time runs out. Time is running out, you know.
A Feast for the eyes: accompanied by virtual chocolate.
A final toast to Peter Falk, a really good man. Peter starred in so many memorable films and of course there is his wonderful Columbo series but I will never forget him in his role as the Grandfather in The Princess Bride.