Our county is under a tornado warning. I just heard the siren. That guarantees we won’t have one. When real tornados strike around here the siren doesn’t go off. We are getting that awful beeping sound on the Weather Channel.

There is an awful lot of thunder going on.

UPDATE: Checking the local channel… The severe storm tracker has a tornado heading right towards us. Very strong. It’s ten miles away.

Making a right turn. May miss us.

UPDATE: Well that was fun. It blew over. All clear for now. I lit all those candles for nothing. But of course, I am glad it was for nothing.