If Kerry Were King of the Forest
“If I was president, this wouldn’t have happened,” said Kerry during a noon stop at Honest John’s bar and grill in Detroit’s Cass Corridor.
Oh really? Here are some other things that surely wouldn’t have happened had the King of the Forest won in 2004.
No way that Winkie the Elephant would have killed this woman.
That Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie thing? It never would have happened.
If John Kerry had been President? Kim Cattrall wouldn’t have appeared in that shocking Nissan ad.
Oil Prices Fall as Rice Visits Mideast
If Kerry were President that REALLY wouldn’t have happened.
John Kerry is a walking object lesson of the idiocy of the left. He is truly an idiot.
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Perfect! Love it!
Courage!
What makes a King out of a slave?
Courage!
What makes the flag on the mast to wave?
Courage!
What makes the elephant charge his tusk, in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?
What makes the muskrat guard his musk?
Courage!
What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder?
Courage!
What makes the dawn come up like thunder?
Courage!
What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got?
(Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man):
Courage!
(Lion):
You can say that again!
July 24th, 2006 | #
Kerry On Mideast Violence: "If I was president, this wouldn't have happened"...
Partially cross-posted at Expose the Left Only a week ago we were mocking Howard Dean for his claim that the current Middle East crisis wouldn't be taking place under Democratic leadership, but it seems the competition for idiot of the......
July 24th, 2006 | #
Kerry is such an idiot, great post Laura Lee.
July 24th, 2006 | #
Oz comes to Never-Never land...
Amanda Lee Donoho at The Wide Awake Cafe reacts to John Kerry's statement that the Israeli-Lebanon (actually Israeli-Hezbollah/Syria/Iran) conflict would never have occurred if "...
July 24th, 2006 | #
John "Francois" Kerry is proof positive of life after death!
July 24th, 2006 | #