Getcher Grub Here. The Wide Awake Cafe always has the coffee perking and the lights on.

Preservation Pork and beans, specially marinated in Harry Reid’s secret sauce.

End of the World Chilled Mung Bean Soup Very nutricious but they’re mushy and smell like death.

Egg Drop Soup Simply torture to eat.

Mystery Meat and Knoodles. Odd aftertaste.

Tripe and onions kinda French flavored.

Rump Roast about 365 days old.

Deep-sea potato gratin and confit of wild marshmallow. The flavors meld leaving a hankerchief-like taste.

Tongue Noodle Supreme You will feel more like yourself than you do now.

Napoleon Lemon Chicken Lots of lemon wedges, raddishes and very gastrique.

Cold Peanut and Lima Bean Pie Keep this away from killer rabbits.

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing Meatballs

Boza Beer for desperate house husbands.

Duck on the Grill uh, you know.

Our facilities are quite small so you may want to use your own but we do provide paper napkins and great coffee.