It’s all a blur to me. Which is the preferable reality?

Mum of one, British captive, Faye “Topsy” Turney comforted

poor little Arthur Bachelor during their captivity in Iran.

Arthur was fearful of the Iranian guards who continually gave him dirty looks so when he was reunited with the married Turney for the Iranian propaganda photo-op, he was able to snag a “mother hug” from her.

Threatened with a seven year sentence of stale candy, bad music, and wearing tacky suits assigned to him by the Iranian nuclear nutter, the brave Arthur chose the easier instead of the better part. To go along to get along. He and his fellows would have none of that silly old blood, toil, tears, and sweat stuff.

Ahmadinejad claimed a psychological victory over the once great Britain.

And, dang it all, the Iranians stole Bachelor’s iPod.

During the Brit’s two week long national nightmare Nancy Pelosi

bopped over to Syria to play kissy-face with Bashar Assad, over the objections of the White House and the State department.

Pelosi falsely claimed to carry a message of peace from Israel and managed to really botch her Spring Break trip.

On the other side of the world, in the land of global warming, an April cold snap had children looking for Easter Eggs in the snow.

Old Mother Nature must really have it in for Al Gore.

UPDATE: Last night I had to stop at the Al Gore global warming point and go to sleep so I didn’t get to my point, which was my question, which is the preferable reality?

Watching Jack Bauer “Saddamite” Fayed, the Islamic terrorist on 24 last night, telling him to “say hello to your brother” was the high point of 24 this season and although the series is fictional it makes more sense than the Nancy Pelosi’s of this world.