I hear Barack Obama likes pie. Lots of pie. I make good pies but I only share my pie with family and friends.

I don’t feel kindly towards Obama so I wouldn’t care to offer him any of my pies but maybe his wife, Michelle should make him some pie. Maybe she should make him some Acorn Pie.

He’s sure had his hands in that kind of thing in the past. He is awful skinny so I do find it odd that he claims to be such a big pie eater. Maybe that’s why he’s running for President.

To get some pie.

Does Bernardine Dohrn make a mean Kentucky Derby Pie? Was that the attraction?

So now we know Obama has an Achille’s Heel. John McCain needs to put a piece of sweet potato pie in his pocket on Wednesday night and let the aroma waft over Obama to distract the sucker.

I’m just kidding.

We really shouldn’t stoop to the Democrats’ level.

Maybe McCain could just use a scented candle.