“Paint It, Black” Made Me a Capitalist
When I was in junior high I discovered the magic of mascara. Just mascara. That’s all my mother would allow me to wear. No other makeup, no eyeliner, no shadow, and no face powder was allowed. Because my sister and I were singers and I played the guitar to accompany us, my mother allowed me to wear the mascara for our performances but it wasn’t long until I was applying the Maybelline everyday. I thought it was the secret charm that gave me power over boys. I learned to apply the mascara perfectly so that it seemed natural. My friends of course, were allowed to wear much more makeup but I knew I couldn’t push the envelope in our family so I made the most of the mascara.
I was really into music, especially the Beatles but there was something about The Rolling Stones that really creeped me out. I didn’t see what other shrieking females saw in Mick Jagger. He seemed like an effeminate screamer with a very unattractive mouth. The Stones’ song, Paint It, Black really bothered me. One night I had a dream that the Soviet Union conquered the United States and shut down all capitalistic enterprises. I was not allowed to have mascara. It was a nightmarish dream, accompanied by the song, Paint It, Black.

This was my first revelation about capitalism. I childishly began to comprehend that Americans had the freedom to buy and sell, thanks to our founders and system of government. I could blithely save my money and go to the store and purchase my beloved mascara because we lived in a free country.
It wasn’t long before the movie, Dr. Zhivago appeared in the movie theaters. I was captivated by it and began to study history. I learned that the novel the movie was based on had been banned in the Soviet Union as well as the movie. Indeed, it was not until 1994 that the film was allowed to be seen in Russia.
As my sister and I began to prosper with our music I began to draw charcoal portraits of my friends at school - for pay. I bought more history books and historical novels and added to my own education.
I paid my own way through college (with a little help from my parents) and was able to resist the liberal onslaught from several of my college professors.
I married my West Point sweetheart and spent thirty years moving and traveling throughout this country, Europe and Panama. I learned first-hand about the inefficiencies of the military healthcare system. In fact, my recent surgeries are a result of the inadequacies of medical procedures, resources and physicians when we were stationed in Germany from 1999 to 2001.
Our American capitalist system has promoted most of the breakthroughs in medicine throughout the past two centuries. The Obama administration has taken over the banking industry, the auto industry and it now seeks to make health care a governmental concern.
I recall the scene in Dr. Zhivago when Yuri returns home to Moscow after the war to discover that his family home has been divided into tenements by the Soviets. If Americans don’t fight to defeat the Democrats’ dream of government provided health care we will be divided into tenements of rationed health care with little freedom to protest.
We must do it now. Losing our free-market choice to health care is the least of this, our freedom is already at risk. Obama is willing to proceed with the ensnarement of Americans into the “public option” no matter the cost. If that is allowed to happen we may as well paint it all black.
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Tea Parties, Town Halls, Mascara Marches! You're a political genius!
There are plenty of good musical Mascara-men who would join the march....Alice Cooper could be the master of ceremonies...David Bowie is a very sensible capitalist and family man; Mick, of course, has his degree from the London School of Economics, and his membership on the board of directors for Maybelline (kidding about that last one)..I have pictures of Gene Simmons (from KISS, sans make-up) with families at Ft. Bragg).
As for guitar-playing women, even mascara-maven Chrissy Hinds admitted that she was OK with Rush Limbaugh using "My City Was Gone" as his theme song because "My parents buy his books, he can't be that bad."
And of course, Jimi Hendrix, once he left the 101st Airborne, was known to dip the mascara brush now and then.
You're onto something here....this could be the purple thumb of conservative guitarists....keep on gettin' better, Laura Lee.
August 19th, 2009 | #
I should add...although my last comment was meant in light-hearted "Get-well-card" fashion, I am totally and seriously with you in your vehement opposition to Obamacare and all that the collectivist cabal is trying to impose. We will prevail.
Since this is also a get-well card...this is funny [and true!]. There were two concrete workers doing some work at my house, and I asked one of them to make some little markers for my garden...."Thyme" and "Basil". I had some small forms, and some lettering tools, and he did it for me, but he told me a funny story about being a concrete man, and the wider human desire to "etch things in cement".
He had just finished a section of sidewalk for a lawyer in Philly, and came back to get his check, and there was this kid there signing his name in the concrete. Typical, except you don't usually get caught in the act by the mechanic himself.
My friend collared him, and (apologizing to me for his language) said "WTF you doin'???!!"
The kid said to him, "I'm just in love with this girl, and I wanted to put it in the cement."
My friend claims that he shook the kid roughly and said, "Hey *%#*, haven't you ever heard of HallMark?"
Now, I think that's just a concrete-man story, but I still like it.
August 19th, 2009 | #
Love you Mom! Glad you are back to blogging!
August 19th, 2009 | #
Driver, you're priceless! It may just be a concrete-man's story but I like it too!
I've just gotten the bandage off my neck from my recent (2 weeks ago) roto-rooter job on my right carotid artery and I just feel euphoric. My cognition and quickness are returned to the levels I experienced in my 40s and once the left side is done next month - back to my 20s! I'm gonna get all put back together before anyone messes with my health care plan!
August 21st, 2009 | #
Driver is great, Gayle! He has the ability to "etch things in cement" through his wise and witty writing on issues, events and life. Thanks driver for your kind comments. I do think we need to take some mascara to the Democrats' plans to socialize our health care system and all their big spending government projects.
It's enough already.
The Democrats have been acting like kids who had a wild party and trashed their parents' house while their old folks were away for the weekend.
Well, Obama, we are back. We are home now.
We have COME TO THE PARTY.
We will be cleaning up the house and you will all be grounded...some of you might even have to face the law over your trashing of our land and constitution.
August 21st, 2009 | #
Thanks Charlotte. I can't wait until you come home. Thanks for showing me Uncle Jim's Avatar.
August 21st, 2009 | #
ha! i will never look at 'paint it black' in the same way again.
September 15th, 2009 | #