My family lived next door to an Italian family when I was growing up and they had a great but small restaurant. Mr. Porta didn’t serve alcohol so he put up the sign, “There’s no beer here but there’s beer near here.”

He had a lot of funny signs around and the best spaghetti in the world.

This Belgium parliamentarian was not willing to meet for lunch with his Iranian counterparts if beer was banned.

I’m thinking better of the Belgiums today. Maybe there is hope for Western Civilization.